Sarah Palin once sent a photo of her boobs to God because he asked her to, but then it turned out that it wasn’t God at all, he was just a man who slept at the bus station. When he found out Todd was not happy about the incident.
Sarah Palin once saw a nasty post about herself on the intenet, so then she thought the internet was one person until someone pointed out that it is lots of people. She was still mad though.
Sarah Palin once thought a real hammer was a toy hammer and then accidentally killed two cats.
Sarah Palin has never taken illegal drugs. The closest she has ever come was when she ate two mint flavour Mentos at the same time. She said it “blew her mind”.
Sarah Palin confirmed to aides that between the ages of 9 and 14 she had no shadow. She described it as “a difficult time”.
Sarah Palin’s borough was the crystal meth capital of Alaska. She secretly nicknamed the state Baked Alaska, because she thought it was “funny”
Sarah Palin once asked for God’s help when she has having difficulty with Alaska’s budget. All she got was a bad headache.
Sarah Palin thinks The Quran is a Quorn cook book. She used it to look up a recipe for Spaghetti Bolognese, but she couldn’t find one.